Petrified Covid Parent

My newest favorite Twitter channel https://twitter.com/covid_parent

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

The perfect gift for kids! #HotWheels now makes a Rapid Antigen Test car. I will buy this for my children and drop it in their isolation chambers.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

I have placed COVID safety dots on my bed to keep my wife and I safe while we sleep.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

Refusing to wear a mask in public tells those around you that you're a cisgendered heteronormative climate-change-denying racist antivaxxer white supremacist Trump voting transphobic bigoted anti-abortion insurrectionist.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

There is nothing more liberating than an outdoor mask mandate.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

Government knows what's best for me and my family. Follow me for more great reset tips.

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If you must leave your house and go to the grocery store with your kids, please protect them appropriately. 👇🏻

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The wildfires in California are because of the unvaccinated.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

#BREAKING: Pfizer is releasing a pacifier laced with vaccine for newborns and infants. The "Pacipfizer" will be available in several colours including Omicron Orange and Pfizer Blue.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

Hand, foot, and mouth disease is spreading like wildfire. My children will now wear masks on their hands and feet to protect them from infection.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

When the unvaccinated drive with their windows down it's considered a drive-by shooting.

PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent

If we all get the 4th booster, Putin will surrender.